Love Afficionado Prints

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Love Birds love just being together

Tongue in the ear...

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Banana Smoothie

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

You just keep giving.

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

A small heart within a big heart.

"Legs up to here!"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

Free love

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'