Love Afficionado Pillows

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Tongue in the ear...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Banana Smoothie

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Free love

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Legs up to here!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

A small heart within a big heart.

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'