Affections Aficionado Pillows

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"Call me?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Tongue in the ear...

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

You just keep giving.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Banana Smoothie

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Legs up to here!"

A small heart within a big heart.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

A couple holding hands

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'