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'Feel free to shop around, but I'm confident you won't find a better hideout for this price.'

"Housekeeping?!"

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Valentine Day

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Love Birds love just being together

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

You just keep giving.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

A small heart within a big heart.

Br... No Exit

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Be rational."

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".