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"Ok, but after this, no more last requests."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."