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"Dis whack may be monitored and recorded for quality-control purposes."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Fish mobsters.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Mafia machine gun case.

The Codfather.