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'We need to ask ourselves... 'what would Tony Soprano do?'...'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

'How about just a 'power nap' with the fishes Don Corleone?'

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'You know, Don Vito, my name ends with a vowel too.'

'It's an old Sicilian message. Luca Brasi sleeps with a teddy bear.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Well, sweetie, I hope youse enjoyed Take Yer Daughter t' Woik Day... Unfortunately, now y' know too much!'

Gangster on the phone to a criminal.

'Make it look like an accident. Splatter him on a windshield.'

'Fork, you!'

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Won't talk, eh? Then send him home to his mother - in a glass!'

'You can never go wrong with a nice fruit basket and a severed horse's head.'

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

Vengeful Vinny's Local Ham

"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'