Mafia Movie Enthusiast Gifts

'We need to ask ourselves... 'what would Tony Soprano do?'...'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'How about just a 'power nap' with the fishes Don Corleone?'

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'You know, Don Vito, my name ends with a vowel too.'

'It's an old Sicilian message. Luca Brasi sleeps with a teddy bear.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Well, sweetie, I hope youse enjoyed Take Yer Daughter t' Woik Day... Unfortunately, now y' know too much!'

Gangster on the phone to a criminal.

'Make it look like an accident. Splatter him on a windshield.'

'Fork, you!'

"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Won't talk, eh? Then send him home to his mother - in a glass!'

'You can never go wrong with a nice fruit basket and a severed horse's head.'

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Vengeful Vinny's Local Ham

"All we do is offer protection to species who can't go to the E.P.A."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Fish mobsters.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'