Mafia Film Buff Gifts

'Drop him again, Louie.'

"You remember Lou."

"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."

"I don't want anyone hurt, Carmine. Just post an ugly message on our home page."

Ahhh, Yes, Nothing Like Spending Time With The Family

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

The Codfather.