Mafia Movie Fanatic Gifts

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"

"Touch that dial, Meatball, and I'll have Paulie pop ya before we hit the tunnel."

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."