"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
Mafia Movie Buff Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the gritty charm of mafia movies? Explore our collection of products featuring iconic scenes, quotes, and characters from beloved mob films. Whether it's a humorous mug, a statement t-shirt, a comfy pillow, or a stylish print, these items bring the suspense and allure of crime cinema into everyday life. Surprise your favorite film fanatic with a gift that celebrates their love of the genre in a fun and memorable way.
Mob school.
After dinner Brenda took Dave home to meet the family.
"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."
I didn't dream his mafia connections would affect me!
Why did the chicken cross the mafia
"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"
"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."
'Mob school'
"Psst.. your broom handle's showing."
Drown my sorrows? Oh yeah, I get it.
Mobsters Are Framed.
'I thought I told you guys to take him out AT the ballgame.'
"Mafia Lite: 'And you know what happens to people who don't please us? They swim with the dolphins...'"
Mafia Loans: 'We've gone completely legit, except for the broken kneecaps.'
Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.
'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'
"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"
'...Still think I don't have what it takes to be a 'mafia hit man' sir?'
"Pretty Polly sleeps with the fishes"
Prison Vacation For Mafiosi
Musical Bad Guys: Scarface Scarlatti, Saxaphone Capone, Machine Gun Grapelli, Meanie Toscaninni, Killer Caruso....
"You've got any models large enough to...uh...theoretically hold a 250 lb prosecuting attorney and a couple of lying witnesses?"
"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."
"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."
"Yes, the doctor who put the cast on your legs used to be a mafia killer and is now in witness protection. . . how do you know that??"
"Lasagna anyone?"
"Better make him an offer he can't refuse."
RIP Enrico Calvi: Mafia Fixer
"Very touching."
Organsied Crime
Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino
"You gotta hand it to Mario - he's a survivor."
"I'm giving you one last chance to talk before Vinny says 'Please.' "
"He locked himself in his room, boss, and he won't come out."
Mafia Movie Buff Gifts Collection
Mafia Movie Buff Mugs
Love mafia movies? Discover our mugs collection to find the perfect witty and stylish gift for fans of classic crime films.
Mafia Movie Buff Pillows
Make a statement with our mafia movie-themed pillows. Cozy and cool, these cushions are a great gift for fans wanting to add a cinematic touch to their space.
Mafia Movie Buff Prints
Browse our collection of mafia movie-inspired prints. Perfect for framing, these artworks celebrate the allure and drama of classic crime films.
Mafia Movie Buff T-Shirts
Shop our mafia movie t-shirts to give a fashionable and fun tribute to your favorite crime cinema icons. Perfect for fans who like to wear their passions.