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'Drop him again, Louie.'

"You remember Lou."

"He's a former general in Saddam's Army, but we need his expertise."

"I don't want anyone hurt, Carmine. Just post an ugly message on our home page."

Ahhh, Yes, Nothing Like Spending Time With The Family

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

He loves the water.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Fish mobsters.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

Gangsta wrap.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"