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Santa wouldn't forget the Corleone's presents again...

Godfather the Ride!

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."

James Gandolfini 1961-2013

"You idiot!! When I said he should sleep wid da fishes, I did not mean in the F#5&@ city awarium!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."