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"If you've already sent payment, please disregard this notice."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Problem solved.' Mob eulogies: short and to the point.

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

The Gangsters.

'The worst part of you mistake was that it was an honest mistake.'

"Whadda you want boss, shall we kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap kneecap him?"

Mobsters

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"It's official. We've finally run out of good wise guy names."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'I wish you guys would grow up.'

The Codfather.

'Big Al likes to add a seasonal touch.'

'Just out of curiosity... what were you gonna do with all that reward money?'

Golf Ball Mafia

'Don't blame me, how come you didn't notice the tide was out?'

DIGITAL CONVERTER (R)

"I'll offer a pardon he can't refuse."

"You have no 401 K, …. and you call yourself a career criminal?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Fish mobsters.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."