Soccer Fanatic Pillows

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

Wayne Rooney gets a tattoo.

Security guard disperses football team.

'We scored eight goals last week.'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Oh, OK then...I won't send you off.'

'Get up, you're not that bad.'

Death was inspired by the world cup referees.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Footballers - Niall Quinn

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Why does everyone keep telling us to remember 1966? My Dad wasn't even born then.'

'He kicked me!'

'It's an own goal!'

"My wallet fell on my foot..."

Neymar

Business people watching football during a video conference.

'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'

Footballers - Eric Cantona

'Some soccer ball, eh dad?'

'You're under arrest for being a whistle blower.'

Radamel Falcao

Soccer Bear

"He's soccer mad, he is."

"I've played all the positions - midfield, defense, scapegoat."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Aah! Vuvu-azelas!

Will Kick The Vending Machine For You $1

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Heads.'

'Quick! -- Who won the last eleven World Cups?'

Steven Gerrard.

Lionel Messi