Soccer Enthusiasts Pillows

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

Dedicated soccer moms Gail and Linda were determined to give their unborn children a jump on the competition.

'We have to convince the media that we aren't corrupt!'

Football Spots

Soccer Moms

"Oh yeah, pick me last again."

Thai Wild Boars football team

How will the growing Latino population change the educational system?

Money and Football

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

The Birth of Chinese Football

Football Fail!

Deja v?...

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Footballer blames Act of God for poor shot at goal.

'Which end would you like?' - 'We'll play with the tide.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Baby penguin playing soccer and using a walrus tusks as goal posts.

'The only reason I play soccer is so my mother can be a soccer mom.'

Manchester United - "We are not arrogant, we don't like being called arrogant. So we stuffed the little no-marks."

'Bloody Spanish football fans!'

'They just sort of squirm up and down the field. But, hey, at this age, you can't expect the little maggots to fully understand the game of soccer.'

The world cup of every day.

"Soccer matches, work, pandemics - always with excuses."

I like the Jets...I guess

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

The trauma of losing.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."