Soccer Fans Pillows

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Goal

Baby Footballer

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Goalkeeping Dog

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Uptight End"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Egyptian Football

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Centaur Forward

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Watching the football.