League Lover Gifts

Baseball Dreams

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

European Super League

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

High-gravity baseball

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"The boss can see you now."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.