Elite League Lover Gifts

European Super League

High-gravity baseball

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Baseball Dreams

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Harvard Waiting List

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

Soccer Uniforms

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

Sports is the Politics of the Masses

Do you guys understand any of this fantasy league stuff?

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'If there was a marriage fantasy league, would you be upset if I didn't draft you with my first pick?'

'... Fantasy sports leagues consumed my life: football, hoops, baseball...'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'Yours Partner!'