League Night Enthusiast Gifts

Marriage Bowling

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

scrabble love

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Baseball Dreams

Biliard Enthusiast

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Wilfried Zaha

Jenga!!!

Dog fetches dice

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"I quit."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.