League Night Enthusiast Pillows

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

scrabble love

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Playing cards.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Baseball Dreams

Biliard Enthusiast

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

"I quit."

Wilfried Zaha

Dog fetches dice

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Jenga!!!