Game Night Fanatic Gifts

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Baby drinking competition

'I was never good a this game. The pieces keep slithering away!'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"Your move."

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Evolution.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

scrabble love

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Playing cards.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"