Game Night Lover Gifts

'They're trying to attract more male players!'

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Rat Maze Hide and Seek

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"O.K., O.K. ... I'd lay with Peter betroth Paul and smite Luke."

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Biliard Enthusiast

Forty days without a bingo, Mrs. Franklin finally snaps.

Bull Puzzle

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that puzzled look.'

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

"We're getting into some Parcheesi! Would you like to partake?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

scrabble love

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.