Game Night Lover Gifts

'They're trying to attract more male players!'

'Your Bingo papers, Madam!' 'She's been a real pain since she won the jackpot last week!'

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Rat Maze Hide and Seek

"O.K., O.K. ... I'd lay with Peter betroth Paul and smite Luke."

Rural Life - Man who has to walk home through the woods at night after staying late at a neighbour's

Biliard Enthusiast

Forty days without a bingo, Mrs. Franklin finally snaps.

Bull Puzzle

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that puzzled look.'

'Cards? Sure -- I've got some time to kill.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

scrabble love

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Playing cards.

Jungle Games

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"