Game Night Friend Gifts

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

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"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

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