Soccer Legend Lover Gifts

Maradona memorial.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Kenny Dalglish

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I think I've scored.'

Zorro as a child.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

The commentators want to run the officials...

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Bigfoot tracks...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Scotsman in the bath...

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'