La Lover Gifts

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Sloaney Pony.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Wifi in Hell

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"This stool shall pass."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

Mr Metrosexual.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Pearly King and Queen

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stop and Birch

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Volcaniax

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister