Laurel Lover Gifts

Bradley Wiggins

Archimedes statue with a lever

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Underweird bras."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Which one's yours?"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Ze-Bras

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Spider boy

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

John Stuart Mill

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Victorian Pub Scene

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Trustworthy Authority.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Martina Klein

Antique Selfie