Laurel Lover Gifts

Archimedes statue with a lever

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Which one's yours?"

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Ze-Bras

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Sun and the Moon step out.

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

Spider boy

John Stuart Mill

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Victorian Pub Scene

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Trustworthy Authority.

Antique Selfie

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'