Levy Lover Gifts

"You are absolutely right! We have taxed you too high, but it's counterbalanced by the fine you get for pointing out our mistake."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

A heart shaped cake

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Archimedes statue with a lever

Here be dragons.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I miss the Augean stables."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.