Lever Lover Gifts

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Urns in love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Words of Love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Say it with flowers: It!

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

I can't smile without you...

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Relationships.