Lever Lover Prints

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Urns in love

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Say it with flowers: It!

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Relationships.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'