Lever Legend Prints

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Gamers

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Golf Score Reducer

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Rudy, please help me distract level 2 of my video game. Distract? I have no problem with level 1. But as soon as I get past it. I face this super-powerful monster. I can't defeat it. It's so mean, and ... oh no, here it comes! Where? No more playing or talking about video games. Go outside and do something real! I'll never make it to level 3. You'll never make it to your teens.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Monday. Restaurant. Daily special. Steak. Tuesday. Hamburger. Wednesday. Homestyle meatloaf. Thursday. I know this is your favorite restaurant, and I guess it's okay to eat here again today ... but tomorrow we'll probably need to find someplace else to eat! Daily special. Cream of meatloaf soup.

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

Superheroes.

Bank Loans - Just Say No