Lever Legend T-Shirts

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Gamers

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Golf Score Reducer

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

"The new chief doctor will be the one who manages to remove this sword."

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Bank Loans - Just Say No