Loan Legend Prints

'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'

'The house is fine, I want to send my mother in-law back home.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

'Wait a minute....!

Cleaning Lockers.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.