Locker Legend Prints

Cleaning Lockers.

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.