Locker Legend Mugs

Cleaning Lockers.

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

The Specimen Hunter

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'