Loan Legend Pillows

'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'

'The house is fine, I want to send my mother in-law back home.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Wait a minute....!

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"You've still got it Joao."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"We've got borrower's remorse."