Loan Application Legend Pillows

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Student Debt

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

Loan trap

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'