Loan Lizard Pillows

"I told you not to borrow so much pocket money..."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Wait a minute....!

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'As soon as you pay back the money, you can go ahead and stop worrying about worldly matters.'

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

I woke up this morning full of consumer confidence.

Bank Loans - Just Say No