Lender Legend Pillows

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

Search for Missing Socks

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Wait a minute....!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Cleaning Lockers.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."