Folklore Financier Pillows

"I've been thinking maybe I should invest some of me gold in stocks or bonds."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Sub-prime Bear

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"