Folklore Financier Gifts

"I've been thinking maybe I should invest some of me gold in stocks or bonds."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A sure sign of rain

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Sub-prime Bear

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'