Feathered Financier Pillows

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

bird interprets modern art

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Woodpecker House

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Bird Guide.

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

Cuckoo from Nest Box