Feathered Financier T-Shirts

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

bird interprets modern art

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

Bird Guide.

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

"He's always been good with animals"

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

Cuckoo from Nest Box

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'