Feathered Architect T-Shirts

'Everything is a competition with that guy.'

Woodpecker House

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

bird interprets modern art

Family with pets.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Moustached gentleman

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Snow Bridge.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Not the funky chicken?'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Bird Guide.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'