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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

bird interprets modern art

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Moustached gentleman

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Woodpecker House

'Not the funky chicken?'

Bird Guide.

Nashville Peacock

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

"He's always been good with animals"

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

Tattoo Wings

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

Cuckoo from Nest Box

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'