Feathered Fabricator Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

bird interprets modern art

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Moustached gentleman

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Bird Guide.

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

Nashville Peacock

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'