Feathered Executive Gifts

Chicken executive: 'No one picks on me. I'm impeccable.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

bird interprets modern art

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

Cat Boss

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Not the funky chicken?'

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

Cuckoo from Nest Box

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."