Executive In Disguise Gifts

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

Cat Boss

"Thursday makes it ten years. What do you say we renew our merger vows."

"We're making progress."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'We'll wait until the ex-ceo's cigar smoke clears before beginning.'

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Well, Higgins, today it's on you to do the most dangerous job here. You've got to feed the board of directors!'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

WWE Chess

CEO (Out to lunch).

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

Spying on the Football Match

'I'm contributing to the national happiness index.'