Mystic Executive Gifts

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Team Leader

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Cat Boss

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'I'm here to work on my company's vision.'

Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'Sir, do you believe in omens and portents?'

'Apparently, our meetings do meet the legal definition of torture.'

'Hold out - They're going to make a better offer.'

"We met our target of 25% improvement, but that still makes us 100% dead in the water."

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."