Executive Daydreamer Gifts

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."